I have had little to eat today except for alcoholic beverages. At the moment, I'm drinking Captain Morgan and Mountain Dew in a tall glass with ice.
I'm drinking faster and faster, and the proportion of alcohol to mixer is getting higher and higher, but that's all right, I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine intake.
I must be drunk now. The boiling tomato sauce that I am making no longer invokes any sensation of pain when it splashes onto my hand as I stir it.
I have a saying that goes, "The more you do, the more you can do." Tonight I feel like, "The more I drink, the more I can drink." Do I detect the distant odor of vomit?
It's about two hours later now and I have had something to eat. I can now feel the sauce burn on my right index finger. I made myself another drink and stirred it with my burned finger and I said to myself, "This should feel good."